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alwaysbelieveinfutures:

tincanlantern:

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The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs

I am 300% done with you guys.

(Source: smangtheterrible, via jillstrif)

— 4 days ago with 83302 notes

uhhhthena:

ppeebee:

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

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THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

i’d have 6 free donuts.

I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

— 5 days ago with 37288 notes
I hate my friends

epic-humor:

iwillmindfuckyou:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

your friends are keepers

X

(via jessicantaloupe)

— 6 days ago with 98474 notes

blackinasia:

sorryourenotasinner:

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

Best six seconds of my entire week right here.

I wish that every second of my day were as good as these 6 right here. 

(via kingnycjohnson)

— 6 days ago with 68339 notes